Lets see how insane i am shall we?
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.(The door frame..)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle(Bicycle is a moving vehicle!)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond.
so far: 6
[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.(i googled it and you have to be double jointed...)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.(>.> didnt work)
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the s